Chief Happiness Operative

Flossie’s Superpower: Distraction, Relaxation, Love

Q. Why do you do what you do?
A. They feed me.

Q. What does Volans say to you?
A. Cuddles.

Q. What brought you here?
A. John asking Louise what the point of a Labradoodle is. (He knows that now.)

Q. How did you wake up to the change agenda?
A. I try to stay asleep most of the day.

Q. When are you most fulfilled?
A. Head on your lap while you scratch my neck.

Q. Where is your centre of gravity: past, present or future?
A. Definitely the present.

Q. If you could solve one global problem for everyone, what would it be?
A. No more cats.

Q. What are you grateful for?
A. Every scrap of attention and food I get.

Q. What are you most like?
A. Your most loyal friend.